Yes, grab and edge of a picture with your pointer and give it a quick virtual flip. Not all pictures have writing, but two of them have right now.

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The guy in the Slusho t-shirt’s initial is J, and Jamie Lascano is the blond.

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until
they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

A quick piece by Ben Smith over at Politico.

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The politics of global warming got very concrete, and oddly difficult, In a meeting with local environmentalists in the coastal town of McClellanville today, where Elizabeth Edwards raised in passing the importance of relying on locally-grown fruit.

“We’ve been moving back to ‘buy local,’” Mrs. Edwards said, outlining a trade policy that “acknowledges the carbon footprint” of transporting fruit.

“I live in North Carolina. I’ll probably never eat a tangerine again,” she said, speaking of a time when the fruit is reaches the price that it “needs” to be.

Edwards had talked about “sacrifice,” at the meeting, but Elizabeth’s suggestion illustrated just how difficult it is to sell the specifics of sacrifice.

Asked about her comment immediately after the event, Edwards avoided the question twice, then said he isn’t sure.

“Would I add to the price of food?” he asked. “I’d have to think about that.”

UPDATE: Just to be clear, he’s not talking about a food tax. The basic point is that any plan that imposes new costs on carbon emissions is going to make anything that’s transported long distances with fossil fuels cost more. It is, in a way, a moment of clarity in this debate.

My goodness! A millionaire is going to sacrifice her love of tangerines in order to save the planet from Global Warming. If this isn’t proof positive that they don’t even believe their own rhetoric. As long as something sounds politically correct, even if it is patently absurd, then kook liberals like E.E. think they should be respected.

After all, she is giving up tangerines. I wonder if she could pick a tangerine out from a lineup of other citrus fruit? I doubt it. Lizzy, we all know that you think of yourself as superior to the rest of the country because you have money, but do yourself a favor, shut up around the press. You are an embarrassment to yourself.

A fourth picture has been posted at www.1-18-08.com. The timestamp on this picture is 1:24 AM, 36 minutes later than the last picture posted. It shows what appears to be a member of the military carrying an M16 rifle with an M203 grenade launcher attachment and some 40 mm grenades in a bandoleer across his back. I am not sure but it looks like the M16 is suppressed (has a silencer), but that might just be the shadowing.

Three other people are in the shot, two women (one of them running) and another person of indeterminate gender, possibly a woman wearing glasses.

If the military is on scene that quickly to be mixing with the crowd (the news report was on at 12:32 AM) then this “surprise” monster attack was not too terrible a surprise to the government or at least military authorities at this point of the situation.

BONUS INFORMATION!!!

THIS is definitely NOT the monster, but it would be ribs if it was.

I just can’t resist telling you about this book.  I haven’t read it.  I haven’t downloaded it.  I don’t even own a copy.  All I know is that I LOVE THE COVER!!!

 I wonder what a whale attack would be like?  The whales stamping everything flat with their titanium stilts and their laser eyes setting the world on fire!  I love the cover!  Click on it for a much better look.  Don’t worry, it isn’t even my Amazon site, I just want to spread the word of Whales on Stilts.

They are coming!