BiggAndyy the Magazine

Al Gore, with all the tact and tolerance a childed and hurt politician can muster, spouted off in front of supporters and friends only hours after his brainchild, “Live Earth”, lay stillborn and dead at his feet.

“These morons don’t understand what I tried to do for them!” He shouted to his staff and fellow organizers in a meeting to try to unravel what went wrong with the global event to bring awareness about Global Warming and the dangers it poses to the world.

“I want to go on every television station in every country and shake some sense into their thick skulls… [You] are too stupid to appreciate what Live Earth could have done for the planet!”

Despite pleas for calm from his friends and supporters the former Vice President of the United States fumed on for another half hour before he sulked out of the office to retire to his hotel suite.

Of course this bit of fiction is only wishful thinking on my part. I hope that is what transpired this past evening as Al Gore, the small man that his is, contemplates the failure of his world wide snake-oil campaign. A small man, a bitter man, in the end he has only been fooling himself.

Let’s hope this “event” (or non-event as Live Earth will well become to be known) beckons the eventual and final demise of the big lie from Big Al that is Anthropocentric Global Warming.

And if he feels bad in the process, I will be hard pressed to return any sympathy to him.