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Yes, now you too can become a Certified Liberal Whisperer! The certification exam is very easy! Only one question, but you have to get it correct (sorry liberals). Here it is:

Using only one sentence, explain liberal thinking.

Don’t think it can be done? Sure, the answer is simple and once you know it you too can receive your certification as a Liberal Whisperer.

The answer is:

It doesn’t matter the consequences, it is the thought that counts.

That’s it. There is no other explanation necessary. Liberalism is a narcissistic, myopic, gutless form of crass hedonism of the worst kind. Nothing else matters and nothing matters more to a simplistic liberal than how they “feel”.

And that is the secret to unraveling their maddening illogic on almost any issue. A liberal will take whatever course and action necessary so they can feel smug and self righteous about themselves. It doesn’t matter that “Universal” health care has never and can never work. It only feels good to them when they think they have everyone covered.

Contradictions in ideological beliefs like supporting abortion yet opposing capital punishment suddenly melt away because now you have the key to speaking their language: “as long as I feel good, nothing else matters.” History doesn’t matter. Facts don’t matter. Logic doesn’t matter. Nothing matters except the liberals’ “felt need” and nothing had better get in their way on their way to satisfying it, at any cost.

And there you have it. You are a Certified Liberal Whisperer. You can print out your Certificate (see link above) and display it proudly on your wall or cubical. Just remember to edit out YOUR NAME HERE!!! *wink*

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