Wonderful BBC Parody! I Love You Kitchen Gun!

Cillit Bang is parodied by Derek Bum.

Remember the scene from the second trailer that was released on Youtube from everyone with a handicam and we all thought a woman was being attacked by little Monstrouses behind a curtain?

Well, goto trailers.apple.com and look at it in high def, especially starting at 1:11. I think we are seeing a Monstrous Transformation taking place. A woman appears to be expanding quite violently and unnaturally.

Here are 17 frames from the trailer. Click on the first image and you can click your way through the slideshow. I think someone is having a REAL bad day. Did she drink the wrong Slusho?

Here are the thumbnails animated…

Our first look at the Cloverfield Monster. Rather tall and ugly, eh?

http://images.apple.com/movies/paramount/1-18-08/1-18-08-tlr_480p.mov

Hillary and her husband are liabetics. They can’t help themselves. Seems most of the Liberal Political Establishment are all suffering from a severe case of Liabetes. Even when offered the opportunity to tell the truth and come out smelling like a rose, Hillary and her campaign will choose a lie over the truth every time.

The story at CNN about Muriel Gallo-Chasanoff and her claim she was fed a specific question by a Clinton Campaign staffer is just another glaring manifestation of the disease Liabetes.

“Clinton campaign spokesman Mo Elleithee said Clinton had “no idea who she was calling on.”This is not acceptable campaign process moving forward. We’ve taken steps to ensure that it never happens again,” she said in a written response to CNN.”

Rather than use the opportunity to come clean and say, “Yes, we do encourage people to ask questions our campaign wants to focus on and we do offer some pre-written questions as suggestions” Mo decides it is better to lie to our face. We know it will happen again because when it happened before the same lie was told, “It will never happen again.”

The Town Hall meeting is a dog and pony show. We know we aren’t seeing spontaneous questions from random audience participants. Liberalism has ensured there is no courteous discourse in political debate. The only way to ensure the appearance of propriety and authenticity is to erase any possibility of authenticity and propriety and the possibility of spontaneity.

The only folks who consider the Town Hall Forum model as a valid expression of voter opinion are those who want to be fooled and those doing the fooling. The rest of us see this presentation of a candidate as merely another commercial. Prepackaged and sanitized for public consumption.

I heard one radio commentator gushing on and on about the “mandate” (man I am sick of that liberal code word) Luke was given in his victory over write-in Republican candidate Desantis.

In a city where the democrats supposedly outnumber republicans by 5 to 1 how does a 2 to 1 victory over a write-in candidate equate to any sort of mandate?  Seems to me democrats weren’t energized at all to come out and support Mayor Luke in any appreciable numbers and the write-in candidate numbers were on the staggering side.

Only 42,190 votes were cast for Mayor Luke.  Pittsburgh has a population of about 350,000.  Mr. Desantis garnered 23,173 votes.  Both huge democratic party defections and huge democratic party apathy has contributed to the decline of Pittsburgh in general and the rise of Republican and Third Party politics in particular.

Maybe, just maybe, as the “party line” voters continue to die off the crushing stranglehold of democratic corruption on Southwestern Pennsylvania will diminish and we can finally enter the 21st century with the rest of the country.