BiggAndyy the Magazine

I know several people who fall into this category. Sad thing is when they don’t realize it.

I just can’t resist telling you about this book.  I haven’t read it.  I haven’t downloaded it.  I don’t even own a copy.  All I know is that I LOVE THE COVER!!!

 I wonder what a whale attack would be like?  The whales stamping everything flat with their titanium stilts and their laser eyes setting the world on fire!  I love the cover!  Click on it for a much better look.  Don’t worry, it isn’t even my Amazon site, I just want to spread the word of Whales on Stilts.

They are coming!

Al Gore, with all the tact and tolerance a childed and hurt politician can muster, spouted off in front of supporters and friends only hours after his brainchild, “Live Earth”, lay stillborn and dead at his feet.

“These morons don’t understand what I tried to do for them!” He shouted to his staff and fellow organizers in a meeting to try to unravel what went wrong with the global event to bring awareness about Global Warming and the dangers it poses to the world.

“I want to go on every television station in every country and shake some sense into their thick skulls… [You] are too stupid to appreciate what Live Earth could have done for the planet!”

Despite pleas for calm from his friends and supporters the former Vice President of the United States fumed on for another half hour before he sulked out of the office to retire to his hotel suite.

Of course this bit of fiction is only wishful thinking on my part. I hope that is what transpired this past evening as Al Gore, the small man that his is, contemplates the failure of his world wide snake-oil campaign. A small man, a bitter man, in the end he has only been fooling himself.

Let’s hope this “event” (or non-event as Live Earth will well become to be known) beckons the eventual and final demise of the big lie from Big Al that is Anthropocentric Global Warming.

And if he feels bad in the process, I will be hard pressed to return any sympathy to him.

I Pledge:

1. To demand that my country ACTIVELY FIGHT AGAINST an international treaty within the next 2 years that cuts global warming pollution by 90% in developed countries and by more than half worldwide in time for the next generation to inherit a healthy earth.
2. To take NO personal action to help solve the IMAGINARY climate crisis by INCREASING my own CO2 pollution as much as I can and EATING A CAN OF BEANS ONCE A WEEK offsetting the rest to become “carbon NEGATIVE”.
3. To fight for a FAST TRACK on the construction of ALL new generating facilities that burn coal without the capacity to safely trap and store the CO2.
4. To IGNORE THE PLEAS to work for a dramatic increase in the energy efficiency of my home, workplace, school, place of worship, and means of transportation.
5. To fight TO REPEAL laws and policies that expand the use of renewable energy sources and reduce dependence on oil and coal.
6. To plant new trees and to join with others in preserving and protecting forests.
7. To buy from businesses and support leaders who GIVE ME THE BEST VALUE FOR MY HARD EARNED DOLLAR and share my LACK OF commitment to solving the IMAGINARY climate crisis and building a sustainable, just, and prosperous world for the 21st century.

That about covers it.  Ignore this nonsense.  Al Gore is trying to make suckers out of the morons who voted for him in 2000.  What a no class jerk he is.

Hooray!  Or is it?

GAZA CITY, (AP) - A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas- affiliated children’s television program was beaten to death in the show’s final episode Friday.

In the final skit, “Farfour” was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour’s land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a “terrorist.”

The rest of the article can be found here.  I am glad it is gone, but I am not too happy (and I am sure the Israeli government is none too pleased as well) at the final demise of the jihadist rodent.

But, I must give props where they are due, it was very clever.  I wonder if the democrats could be as clever or if they even realize that our enemy is this clever?

What am I thinking?  The democrats think they are the most clever, intelligent, thoughtful, wise, and insightful people on the face of the Earth.  Anyone who is “not them” is slow witted, stupid, primitive, and easily duped.

The exact opposite is true.