BiggAndyy the Magazine

Back in February I exposed the lie that Al Gore won an Oscar for his snooze-o-rama “An Inconvenient Truth.”  Last night the main stream media faked another award for the bum, this time an Emmy Award.

Headlines, even on Drudge, are reporting Al Gore won an Emmy.  But, the same as back in February, he was merely accepting the award on behalf of the true winner, this time the website current.tv.

We can only hope this buffoon does not show up at the Tony Awards!

I know several people who fall into this category. Sad thing is when they don’t realize it.

Not sure if the Abrams people have a sense of humor or if this is a legitimate clue. In either case, “Slusho is people!!!” Got it from the Happy Talk section of slusho.jp Have to click through about 20 different sayings, some seem like clues and some… well, seem like a bit of fun.

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until
they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

I just can’t resist telling you about this book.  I haven’t read it.  I haven’t downloaded it.  I don’t even own a copy.  All I know is that I LOVE THE COVER!!!

 I wonder what a whale attack would be like?  The whales stamping everything flat with their titanium stilts and their laser eyes setting the world on fire!  I love the cover!  Click on it for a much better look.  Don’t worry, it isn’t even my Amazon site, I just want to spread the word of Whales on Stilts.

They are coming!