Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Forget a “5th grader”… are you smarter than a pre-schooler? They can get the following question correct. Can you?

Which direction is the bus traveling?

Bus

Well?

The pre-schoolers got it correct most of the time and haven’t taken as much time as you already have.

One more try. Which direction is the bus traveling?

Give up? The only possible answers are “Left” or “Right”. The pre-schoolers all answered “Left”.

When asked why, they said, “Because you can not see the door.”

Now, don’t you feel dumb?

“What’s up, doc?”

“It’s wabbit season, I’m hunting wabbits.”

“I demand that you shoot me now!”

Many folks have commented on my Youtube video post “Middle Ages Tech Support” and a great many of those comments is “who the heck made this great video?”

Here is the answer in the form of a Youtube video. A clip of a news broadcast that gives us a glimpse into the people and thinking involved with this production.

Enjoy.

Cavemen on ABCNot as another series of commercials for Geiko Car Insurance but as a 30 minute sitcom. The overly sensetive neo-liberal cavemen will “battle prejudice as they attempt to live as normal 30-somethings in modern Atlanta.

Makes me wonder… will they have a pet gecko lizard in their apartment? Are they gay, Hollywood has a pathologic need to cast any sensitive man as hopelessly homosexual. Will the caveman’s mom have a beard and mustache? Will the therapist become involved in a love triangle with the cavemen roommates? Will they work for for Ted Turner and CNN?

And given their historic past (the last ice age) they must certainly be Global Warming Skeptics if not outright Global Warming supporters.  Will they drive an SUV?

All these questions will be answered and more.  Maybe not.

Sermon on the Mountain Dew that is! heh heh heh

Ok, so this article won’t win me a Pulitzer Prize but maybe if I include a bunch or random buzz words and key words I will get nominated for an Oscar.

[keyword spam]Bush globally warmed the South American visit with Condoleeza Rice and Haliburton[/keyword spam]

Meh, here is the video.